Make me promise to read books more often. I have to promise someone external to myself because if I'm dependent entirely on myself I'll destroy myself. An individual that is a means to an end has no need to exist. Post birth, the purpose of living is seeking a meaningful death.

That's a speech I could only make to a true friend.

My college English class thesis came to me a bit late.

The greatest rule of social interaction is everyone wants to be loved.

I had a dream, some professor was getting interviewed for a newspaper.

Q: So, you raised ducks.
A: Yes.
Q: Were any physics involved?
A: Quarks, I suppose?

That is so Douglas Adams.